With my red robes & gold slippers
And thoughtfully exclaim
What fine and colorful clothes you have!
How imposing you look. Show them
Your beautiful clothes
Light as air, soft as feathers
Visible only to the smart ones
You are most intelligent ruler
As I kneel before your soft belly
and puckered knees for your shoes
I marveled at your gleaming crown
as I, the empress, hum your favorite song
as you stride out into the streets, eager
to strut your expensive, branded clothes
Your vanity equals the sun's fiery show
The crowd and critics will lament & tear
their hair out
Trying hard not to stare at your torso
so they don't look unfit for the job
Your ego is intact, even after the parade,
scalloped hair gelled by pride, your knees stiff as ever
I wait faithfully with your other clothes
satiny black, snow-crusted with diamonds
And soothing your ire with tea
Placating your pain with more sugar
I, your empress,
am your mirror, another fool who wished for gold
Trimmings, who knows this:
Being naked is a hard truth, a pill I can't swallow
(I mean, I will parade naked with no clothes
if someone pays me a good amount of money) but he
My Emperor, has the balls to show them
how it is done to those ignorant folks
I feed him now with exotic fruits
in between musing the details
of his amazing clothes
and firing those two incompetent tailors
It was their fault, you see
It was even the child's fault, crying at that
But he has got nothing on!
Everyone is blind not to marvel at these clothes.
I, your empress, nod while patting
silk embroidered clothes
wrapping my naked ambition
sharp as eagle's claws
Inspired by photo: The Emperor Has No Balls, Trump Statue: Here This was supposed to be short but I had fun imagining the scenario.
Posted for D'verse Poets Pub- Poetical Spouses - By Guest Host, Kim. The challenge for this week’s Poetics is to take a character, fictional or non-fictional, and re-write their story from the point of view of their husband or wife. To avoid any accusations of libel, no living people please!
Oh this was so fun... trying to guess the who it was.. Andersen would have been proud at this hide and seek... :-)
ReplyDeleteOh Grace, this is deliciously funny. I love the way you have woven in words from the story, as well as incredible lines like:
ReplyDelete'As I kneel before your soft belly
and puckered knees for your shoes'
and those fabulous final lines:
'I, your empress, nod while patting
silk embroidered clothes
wrapping my naked ambition
sharp as eagle's claws'.
I'm so pleased you had fun writing it.
This one had me guessing for sure. Not being a Trump supporter, I would have included more vitriol mixed in with the levity & sarcasm. You rocked the prompt & exposed a buffoon.
ReplyDeleteI held myself back as we can't really do living people ha!!
DeleteWhy not - if it's done in the name of art and awareness? Something has to tell the truth! They've done it a few times with our own silly president but it isn't working, not yet anyway. Even the women, as in your Empress, soothes the beast.
DeleteWhoaa such a fiery and brilliant take on the prompt!!
ReplyDeleteThank you for this flight of fancy.
ReplyDeleteSo good!! The emperor has no balls !
ReplyDeletehaha but he has those hands, doesn't that count for anything? Fun one indeed.
ReplyDeleteI love your take on this, your Empress Grace :)
ReplyDeleteAs long as he/ she has nothing on and the crowd is fearfully cheering him/ her on about his/ her beautiful clothes, I will not kneel for no one ever. You, friend Grace? I mean, really ... look at the circus that's going on in the states right now ... Love, cat
ReplyDeleteI may ask you if I may use this to confront the Women's League here in South Africa. They're behaving exactly as your Empress. Or I may take inspiration from this ...?
ReplyDeleteI bet you should, smiling......
DeleteSorry, just read the prompt properly and see poems should be about people already passed on.
ReplyDeleteOh Grace you will be receiving a letter from Dewey Cheetum & Howe any day now. The would be emperor and his familial court have determined that the law adds to their reign. If not their naked in silk possessions then at least the body count of them run over.
ReplyDeleteAs I was reading this I found myself not so much curious as to specifically whom it may be directed at but rather how odd that it could be applied to so many leaders in this world.
My best read ever. I enjoyed reading every line............and the imagination, oh my God, well visualized. This has been my best, honestly.
ReplyDeleteAh --- the emperor has no clothes!!! I remember the tale so well :) and your take from her view is priceless --- so many great lines and such an attitude!!! And then to connect it at the end to the political candidate whose name shall not be writ by me -- abolutely not giving him even the acknowledgement of writing his name -- THIS is priceless! So very well done!
ReplyDeleteA new and brilliantly worded perspective on a favourite story.
ReplyDeleteNot looking forward to this November. Have a great weekend, Grace!
ReplyDeleteAn awesome take on an enduring allegorical tale. A fun read!
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